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ok, no one has asked me about this.. but just something htat I realised while on this forum... if you notice a new post by someone.. click on the little page with an arrow. that will take you to that post.

so.. you see that someone just posted in a thread that you are interested in reading... hit the little paper and you don't have to scroll through any old posts. :o :o :o :o

enjoy!

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

ok.. new thing.. Hafner's are not alowed to ask me questions!!! and then hiding behind guest!!!!! tsk! tsk!

bad

OK.. why not I will try and answer these

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? determined laziness and those who have not mastered the way of the Jedi

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? too make you depressed and feed into the drug companies with anti-depressants

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? actually the bottle is glue. there are many layers dried from shelf life

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? using a dirty needle would help build up antibodies to defend against the injection itself

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? truth be told.. apes evolved from man. and we are the lesser species. Apes keep us from evolving to remind them of what they were
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Yes, the day you aren't looking
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? well, it does. or do you have one of those old fashioned refridgerators? poor thing
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? just as stubborn as the holder
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? transporter beams
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
because you really don't want to continue a conversation and want to get out of the grocery store as soon as possible besides.. if they feel bad, they might let you cut in line at the check out

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? I wasn't complaining!!!

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? they can beat you up... besides they just stay out of the way and don't try to get involved

And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.. um.. we actually cluster in goups... so that we don't have to deal with the really.. sane people!

ok,
just running some tests on the forum and using a dummy post here to check and see what is going on.

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain... stay away from the curtain!

Hey, do you or anyone know what happened to the calendar on here? I was going to check on birthdays here for June, because isn't today Jason W's birthday? I think so....

help!

yeah Garace.. it's still here. it's under concert schedules

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glad I could help!

Silly me. whew----glad you're back Tam' to save the day!!

So Tammy why does everyone seem to keep bringing up white out?



*Runs*

LMAO!!!

hmm. it's a very good question Matt.
I would have to say, it is to caution others in the dangers of unliscensed whiteout usage.

It's a very dangerous past time. One should not take it lightly. There is an inservice available on this upon request, for a small fee of the minimum 3 pints to the admin.

I KNOW that picture is here somewhere!!

(Me rummaging through photos.)

what ever happend to michael murphy

I believe he'll be playing at Station Square on parade day. Beyond that I haven't heard much either.

got this my Maura's MySpace

they will be playing Station Square at 1:45 p.m. on Parade day which is to say the way the schedule works they will be playing around 4